terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via distraction)

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via fake-mermaid)

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kidmograph:

FL__T_NG M_ND
We all love someone way too fucking much. (via pusay)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via uncombined)

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I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough. I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via dollpoetry)

(via un-truthful)

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unclefather:

saddeer:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard


such a sweetie!!! I love you!!

I love you too